It has been talked about and a long time coming but Da Dumbess Faulckin' Haole O Da Yea' Award is officially hea' as of Monday 22 October 2007 with da publication o dis pikchah of Geoff Morris, on da front page o da Honolulu Star Bulletin.
Many ovah' da years had shown uncommon creativity, valor and perseverence from Linda Lingle, da governah and her red t-shirt elucubrations on tax payers' time, her impeccable command of "Hav v v v aii", da official pronunciation in da Lingle adm., to Keith Haugen, da great albino ali'i from Mil"V"aukee, da only au"t"entic Hawaiian troubadour in Waikiki.
Now in da "mos'-pathetically-contrived-localism-uttered-by-some-guy-so- faulckin'-white-you-can-almost-see-through-him" category, da winnah....Da guy in da picture. Congratulations!!!
You, sir, are da Dumbess Faulckin' Haole O Da Yea'.
Shaka brah'.!
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